I'm gonna have a badass scar
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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