god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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