we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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