Need sex. Gaining weight.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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