How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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