I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
It's shark week go big or go home
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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