You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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