Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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