The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just forgot I was standing up.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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