16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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