Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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