DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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