Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
tell me about the fingering
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