it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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