She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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