Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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