Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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