He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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