We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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