Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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