Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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