Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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