ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
