Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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