So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
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Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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