My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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