all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why