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• (313): View more from Michigan

  i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.

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• (510): View more from California

  no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out

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• (917): View more from New York City

  The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing

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