I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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