so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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