She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Randomize
