It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
How does it feel to date your dad?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
false alarm, still single
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