Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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