Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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