I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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