I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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