He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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