Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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