What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
