break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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