You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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