Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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