you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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