she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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