Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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