I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
...so i touched it.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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