You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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