Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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