Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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