at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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