Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
my god I love twenty year old dicks
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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