He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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