We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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