Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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