Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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