sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Omg I joined a choir last night...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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