Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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